You need a *really* sharp knife to decapitate a chicken. I used a machete once and it was like "Geneva Conventions!!!"

The best way I've found is to hold her by the legs and swing her "Around the World" and brain her on a stump or rock. She died instantly, you could tell because she did that rigor-mortis flutter-flutter-flutter thing as her soul split for the far side of the mirror. This fluttering I'm referring to is not the horrible mangled death throes of a dying chicken you see if you kill them improperly. You can tell the difference.

If you brain her on a stump first and her spirit's gone, then you can hack away at her neck without feeling like a war criminal.

Thank you for choosing GRON.